My delightful friend Conor lets me borrow his car on occasion. Marisa and I were driving to the framers to get my image framed for my final. During that expedition I parallel parked his monster of a car twice. Yes. Twice. Awesome. However, it took me 15 minutes to get it into his parking spot in the garage.
Step 1: 5 minutes into the process. I was pouting.
Step 2: I didn’t scratch it! But I certainly got quite close.
Step 3: 15 minutes later. Self-high five.
I may have forgotten to wash trays throughout my shift.
It is a possibility that every single photo 1 student in school printed today.
It is a huge possibility that this sucked major butt.
Ugh.
I have powdered gloves at work, which I choose to wear because it absorbs the excess water after washing my hands. Anyways, they’re awesome. But they’re not awesome because it leaves powder all over my hands. And then I walk around at work for hours looking like somebody was molesting my booty. Whoopsies!
The water fountain is broken. I was thirsty. Yes that is a straw.
I think this is a problem solving win.
So my boss has these awesome waterproof pants cuz he rides his bike, anywho they’re super cool. So I’m sitting at work and I wanted to pour some of my water into my hand to throw on his pants, to see how awesome they work, obviously. So I was dumping my water bottle over and instead of being careful and watching what I was doing, I dumped my entire water bottle on my lap. It was hysterical, like freaking amazingly funny. However, it was also easily one of the dumbest things I have ever done.
Fail.
So I was proactive and made this mask for my class like a week ago, yet I forgot to paint it until today. It’s due tomorrow. So thankfully my awesome friend Stuart had paints I could borrow, so I walked to his apartment to get them. I finally got home and realized that I had no paintbrushes. So I finger painted. And somehow finger painting turned into paint in my hair and face. Whoopsies.
And now I have like three more layers of paint to put on…
Today I was walking home from work with my friends and we were walking down Wacker and we were talking and as I looked over my shoulder to talk to them I literally ran into this pole. Like literally, I walked into the freaking pole.
However, if you noticed, my hot chocolate did not get spilled because it went around the pole. Win?
So remember those torn up shoes I wore when it rained? Well I wore then again today. And yes, it’s cold out, so I shouldn’t be wearing shoes with holes in them, but I really like these shoes. However, during class today they broke even more. To the point when the entire front half of my left foot could fit through the hole in the shoe. There is literally a hole in my sock now from walking directly on it because there was no sole under it. To solve the problem, my delightful pal Stuart taped them for me.
This is what happens when you decide to tighten your budget. Need new shoes? Nope. Just tape the old ones!
So I forgot to post this Monday. But I woke up Monday morning and felt awful, but I still went to work. And on the bus ride I realized that I couldn’t work. I got all hot and shakey, so I got off the bus and sat on the side of the road for 10 minutes before calling work and telling them I wasn’t coming home. Then I took the bus home. Then I slept all day. When I woke up I had a headache and realized it was because I had yet to eat all day. So I went to 7-11, in my penguin pajamas, and bought two frozen dinners, two things of ice cream, and a Cosmo. The dude looked at me and said, “Are you being pathetic today?” and I just stared at him and said, “I prefer the term pitiful.”
Needless to say, kind of mortifying.
Today it called for rain, so I wore rain boots. I forgot my umbrella, but that’s a whole different story. So I wore my boots all day, to work, to school, I had them. I walked to Panda for dinner with my friend Dave, not wearing my boots, and it suddenly started raining. Hard. As you can see, my shoes are basically a few pieces of canvas barely staying together. Needless to say, my feet are now cold and wet. And I remembered my rain boots!
At least I didn’t straighten my hair. I hate when I forget my umbrella on days that I straighten my hair. Win?
