I went to the DMV cuz I lost my wallet, like a dumbdumb and needed a new license. So I’m siting there, bored and hungry, so I’m on buzzfeed. Cuz really, why not. Then I miss my number, like an actual idiot. Then I needed to tell 3 different workers in order to get a new number. So everyone knew I was a dumbdumb. Then 1.5 hours later I got a super cute new license and some food. Because I was seriously hungry.


I. Uh. Errrr. I got confused. Don’t worry, I’ve been straightened out.

I. Uh. Errrr. I got confused. Don’t worry, I’ve been straightened out.


The other day I was trying to squeeze an episode of Dancing With The Stars in before work which meant I had to negate my shower and get ready during commercial breaks. It was a really important episode….anywho, I was running upstairs to change or wash my face or eat or something and I fell. Hard. Like on all fours on my wooden stairs hard. These are my bruises. I kept going though! Didn’t miss one minute of the show. But, owie.

The other day I was trying to squeeze an episode of Dancing With The Stars in before work which meant I had to negate my shower and get ready during commercial breaks. It was a really important episode….anywho, I was running upstairs to change or wash my face or eat or something and I fell. Hard. Like on all fours on my wooden stairs hard. These are my bruises. I kept going though! Didn’t miss one minute of the show. But, owie.


Last summer somewhere between North Dakota and Montana my bumper fell off. The super nice people I was staying with zip tied it back on and it hasn’t been a problem since. Then I hit a curb. For the 15th time this month. And, uhhhh, help me?

Last summer somewhere between North Dakota and Montana my bumper fell off. The super nice people I was staying with zip tied it back on and it hasn’t been a problem since. Then I hit a curb. For the 15th time this month. And, uhhhh, help me?


I spilled coffee on myself before I even got out of my car. This is what happens when I open. Ima mess. Coffee is precious. And now my jean are dirty and I have already done my laundry for the month.


I was driving the work the other day and I couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t get a full sip of coffee. I was literally dumping my cup upside down. Eventually, when I had coffee drinking down my shirt, I realized I had put two lids on my cup. An other white shirt bites the dust.


So. I’ve been MIA for like 2 years because I left my phone in a bathroom. So I started using this dinky flip phone instead. However. I am proud to announce that I again have an iPhone and will therefore be restarting this fantastic, life altering, super fantastic little blog for ya’ll. ps-my phones name is Margot. She’s super cute.

So. I’ve been MIA for like 2 years because I left my phone in a bathroom. So I started using this dinky flip phone instead. However. I am proud to announce that I again have an iPhone and will therefore be restarting this fantastic, life altering, super fantastic little blog for ya’ll. ps-my phones name is Margot. She’s super cute.


My delightful friend Conor lets me borrow his car on occasion.  Marisa and I were driving to the framers to get my image framed for my final.  During that expedition I parallel parked his monster of a car twice. Yes. Twice. Awesome.  However, it took me 15 minutes to get it into his parking spot in the garage.

Step 1: 5 minutes into the process. I was pouting.
Step 2: I didn’t scratch it! But I certainly got quite close.
Step 3: 15 minutes later. Self-high five. 

My delightful friend Conor lets me borrow his car on occasion.  Marisa and I were driving to the framers to get my image framed for my final.  During that expedition I parallel parked his monster of a car twice. Yes. Twice. Awesome.  However, it took me 15 minutes to get it into his parking spot in the garage.

Step 1: 5 minutes into the process. I was pouting.

Step 2: I didn’t scratch it! But I certainly got quite close.

Step 3: 15 minutes later. Self-high five. 


I may have forgotten to wash trays throughout my shift.
It is a possibility that every single photo 1 student in school printed today.
It is a huge possibility that this sucked major butt.
Ugh. 

I may have forgotten to wash trays throughout my shift.

It is a possibility that every single photo 1 student in school printed today.

It is a huge possibility that this sucked major butt.

Ugh. 


I have powdered gloves at work, which I choose to wear because it absorbs the excess water after washing my hands.  Anyways, they’re awesome.  But they’re not awesome because it leaves powder all over my hands.  And then I walk around at work for hours looking like somebody was molesting my booty. Whoopsies!

I have powdered gloves at work, which I choose to wear because it absorbs the excess water after washing my hands.  Anyways, they’re awesome.  But they’re not awesome because it leaves powder all over my hands.  And then I walk around at work for hours looking like somebody was molesting my booty. Whoopsies!